MY DREAM JOB!!!!!!!

So throughout high school i've come to the conclusion that the thing that interests me the most is sociology, yet i'm not sure if i want to major in it because 1. where are all the jobs at? and 2. maybe i'll find something i like more in college. so i'll probably end up changing my major like 90% of all college kids do. BUT if i was just handed a job, no questions asked, and it had to be a job i would like, it would have to be oprah's job. i mean, IT'S PERFECT!!!! you work for around 3 hours per day, weekends off and any other time (cause they play re-runs), you get to meet soooo many different types of people who have been through so many different experiences, which have affected them in different ways (hence where the sociology is tied in), you do good things for other people (OPRAH'S GIVE AWAY DAY!!!), and the paycheck is like 18 figures (nice.). oprah is rolling in cash, she is practically god in the eyes on millions of people across the county, and the extent of her job includes statements like: "mmhmm," or "and how did you handle that?" or "wow congratulations!" i really think i could handle that job, and it would be sooo perfect.