I was just thinking about it, and the way I eat, I really should be at least 1000 lbs. This is not a joke. I really feel like I'm one of those people you see on talk shows that talk about their 92 course meals and their 94859384lb body weights. I came to this conclusion when I got home from school today and feasted on this huuuuuuuuugeee ass plate of spaghetti and chicken parm and salad and after I felt like I had one of those pathetic "smartones" meals that is just a tease for your stomach. Well anyways, my metabolism and I are the best of friends, because I can basically eat these massive amounts of food multiple times a day and not gain a pound. I'm just reallllly dreading the day when all this food turns to rolls on me HA. Freshman 15 here I come >_<.
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Can you get this chicks number for tony! He needs an asian!! Ha, is she asian?
hhahahahah idk i cant tell theres too much lard blocking her face
HHAHAHAHA
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
hayley would be the BIGGEST lard ass in existance if her metabolism hated her. hahahahahha
<333love binging and sitting on your kitchen counter at all hours of the night when we finally make it home HA
like you, i'm one of the lucky few to not gain weight after eating tons of food everyday. High Five.
i think i threw up in my mouth a little bit...
-Brian Shaver
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